sir/ma'am
It has come to the attention of my collegues and i that our favorite childhood soft drink brand has been purchased by you, Crerars soft drinks.
We understand that this is an unusual request however we would like to request a bottle of each of the original flavors as it is a tradition we hold quite dear to us in Pietermaritzburg. We also understand that this is a great inconviniance to you and we are prepaired to pay as much as nessessary.